Main Cast
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Pastamari
Role: Team Daddy
BurnHavoc
Real Name: Dan
Favourite Games: System/Bio Shocks
Day Job: Network Administrator
Good At: Something Something Computers
Soft For: Kitties, Sushi, Sniper Duels
Hates: Being called "Daddy"
"*heavy breathing*"
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Hailmari
Role: Punching Faces
Dinna
Real Name: Denise
Favourite Games: Legend of Zelda, Metal Gear Solid, Final Fantasy 9, World of Warcraft
501st Legion: Bloodfin Garrison
Wake Me Up: I Can't Wake Up
Currently: Concentrating So As Not To Drop Her Human Disguise
Wake Me Up: Before You Go-Go
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Lemonmari
Role: Hammer
LemoneeWonder
Real Name: Lisa
Favourite Games: Halo, Mass Effect, Batman Arkham Knight
Hobbies: Art, Video Games, Food
Anger Reserves: Nigh Unlimited
Best Transformers: IDW Rodimus, Prowl
"Ugh."
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Catamari
Role: Heals
SalemNevada
Real Name: Chantal
Favourite Games: ?kami, Cooking Mama, Pokemon Shuffle, Spec Ops: The Line
Skills: Drawing, Crying on Cue, Making Things Look Nice
Loves: Kitties, Small Dogs, Pastel Goths
Gross: Food that looks likes the original animal, Chewing
Best Ships: Reaper76, McHanzo, Gavin900
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Picklemari
Role: Team Leader
SyzygyGerund
Real Name: Kyle
Favourite Games: Stardew Valley, Overwatch, Hyper Light Drifter, DnD
Drink Of Choice: Picklebacks
Dislikes: Horses, Pears
Arch-Nemesis: Captain Cardboard
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Paranormari
Role: David Bowie
TheWormwood
Real Name: Jenny
Favorite Games: Wildstar, Dragon Age 2
Occupation: Monster Maker, Cryptid
Abilities: Pony Wrangling, Bad Accents, Reaching Things On The Top Shelf, Art
No: Children, Rom-Coms, Mushy Fruit, Hanzo
Weaknesses: Stickers, Whiskey, Bad Taxidermy
"That's a good price for human teeth."
Supporting Cast
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Bustamari
Role: TBD
Antioccident
Real Name: Lucas
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Robomari
Role: Destiny 2
Saint
Real Name: Brad
Type: Police/Cyborg
Nature: Offensive
Abilities: JPEG Sight, Awkward Flourish
Hidden Ability: Give a Shit
Moves: Summon JPEG, Nightmare Argument, Tequila Breaker, Confused Look
"I want to live on the Enterprise-D: part upscale living room, part semi-futuristic jazz lounge."